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Carpe Diem

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

(via pizza)

me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

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whackfrost:

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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tell us your most embarrassing story

Asked by Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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